i feel like i lose all my friends slowly like yeah were still friends but each day we talk less until we become strangers again
(Source: sexponents, via misspwettykittyy)
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
(via therewillbh0pe)
A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
(via dulect)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
(via darling-you-are-fucked)
